21st July, 2014

Needs Headphones

lightningsfury:

last-in-a-long-list:

maleficent-is-my-godmother:

rlyhightbh:

lukesarmpit:

camerondallas:

impalaincamelot:

spazzysunshine:

1.PLUG IN YOUR HEADPHONES

DO NOT LISTEN WITHOUT HEADPHONES!!!!

2.PRESS PLAY

3.CLOSE YOUR EYES

ENJOY A VIRTUAL HAIRCUT.

DO IT NOW.

THIS IS LITERALLY LIFE CHANGING

Woah, I actually got chills when he whispered 

OMG I’VE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS FOR MONTHS. FINALLY REAPPEARD ON MY DASHHH

I thought this would be like “Oh cool yeah that sounded like a haircut”

NO NO NO NO NO NO

YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND

YOU DON’T EVEN UNDERSTAND

The back of my head is tingling.

Amazing

Oh my god this is perfect

wow omg

I WAS ALONE IN THE DARK OUTSIDE AND I THOUGHT THERE WAS SOMEONE BEHIND ME

I’ve heard this over ten times and still I get shivers as he whispers into my left ear…

Are there more of these? OMFG this is incredible, I’m so glad I didn’t scroll past this for real. That was amazing! I kept looking around when it first started cause I thought my headphones had stopped working.

QvQ omfg 

(Source: awesomaticeric)

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21st July, 2014

tomandlux: So lux is as good (bad) as her mother at singing @louteasdale #samsmith #staywithme bravo lux you even made up yer own lyrics. Check it out @flackcaroline x

(Source: lousamlux)

(via Posh and Becks)

21st July, 2014

starscreamsswayinghips:

notmoose-winchester:

justdesti-el:

loki-dokey:

lordwhat:

This is what I choose to do with my spare time.

I JUST LOS T My SHIT

I’m sO FUCKING DONE

I loST IT AT SAM

I’M NOT EVEN LAUGHING ANYMORE I’M JUST WHEEZING AND CLUTCHING MY CHEST.

(via Luke Hemlings and the Asian one)

16th July, 2014

  • Me:
    Where are the owls? WHERE ARE THE OWLS?
  • Hooters Waitress:
    Please sir, you're causing a fuss and disturbing the other customers-
  • Me:
    *banging my hands rhythmically on the table* WHERE-ARE-THE-OWLS? WHERE-ARE-THE-OWLS? WHERE ARE THE OWLS?

(via HOW DO YOU WHISK)

14th July, 2014

chapmen:

a modern hero

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